Oregon State coach Jonathan Smith cupping his breasts is oddly soothing


“Milk the clock”
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The Oregon State Beavers and coach Jonathan Smith were shunned by their Pac-12 brethren before the season as every school but Washington State abandoned them for greener conferences, and now everyone (but Wazzu) is subject to the ire of Corvallis. DJ Uiagalelei, the No. The No. 19 Beavers defeated the defending conference champion Utah 21-7. It’s evident that Smith is making every penny out of his team’s reputation as chaos agents. Chef Emeril Lagasse

Hiccups like the one last week against Washington State are going to happen, because shootouts aren’t the QB’s strength (and at least it was to a Pac-12 team). Uiagalelei can game-manage talented teams to win, but the Utes’ defense couldn’t keep up when their starter was still out and Nath Johnson struggled to complete passes, let alone convert on third downs. By the time Utah reached the endzone it was already too late. Smith and his veteran QB were already in control of the game at 21-7, with only five minutes remaining. Since I have run out of milking jokes to publish, I will kneel and finish this article.